Why I hate finals

  • you never feel like you’ve studied enough,
  • you feel like you have to keep your outline to yourself and no one else
  • you tend to smell and wear outfits that should not be worn out in public
  • people try to freak you out by telling you things to study that weren’t covered in class
  • you’re in the library more than anyone should be
  • you gain weight due to eating the shittiest food known to man
  • you also spend too much on that crappy food
  • you lose touch with humanity
  • you end up looking and sounding like a zombie
  • you finally decide that becoming a zombie would be better than taking your exams